Tuesday, March 26, 2013

A Truly Shameless Attempt to get Followers

In a completely shameless attempt to get followers so that I can sell all sorts of Adjunct Proff swag (coffee mugs, tote bags, anal-floss thongs and needlepoint pillows with witty, edgy, ironic sayings), I am starting a

Caption  Contest!

That's right: just contemplate the picture below, write your caption in a post, and YOU could WIN a FREE

Dunkin' Donuts Gift Card!

If you want to actually receive the gift card, put your mailing address in the post also.  I promise I won't stalk you or send you any junk-mail, or tell federal law enforcement where your Doomsday-Bunker is.  Sound like the most fun you've ever had at your computer with all your clothes on?  Then let's play!

1 comment:

  1. Dude! Careful! -this will cause rising ocean levels and could obliterate the Dutch! On second thought...