In a completely shameless attempt to get followers so that I can sell all sorts of Adjunct Proff swag (coffee mugs, tote bags, anal-floss thongs and needlepoint pillows with witty, edgy, ironic sayings), I am starting a
That's right: just contemplate the picture below, write your caption in a post, and YOU could WIN a FREE
Dunkin' Donuts Gift Card!
If you want to actually receive the gift card, put your mailing address in the post also. I promise I won't stalk you or send you any junk-mail, or tell federal law enforcement where your Doomsday-Bunker is. Sound like the most fun you've ever had at your computer with all your clothes on? Then let's play!