Who Can It Be Now- This Time?

Next slide please... ok, who is THIS?  -anyone? -Bueller?

Time once again for another fun-filled edition of Who Can It Be Now? -my shameless attempt at getting people out there to follow my blog.  You should all totally want to follow this blog anyway: you'll never get any viruses, see any pop-up ads, or have to fight your way through the comments at the end because... well, no comments ever.

So, just who is this pretty lady?

Want a hint?

She's an American novelist who was born to a rich New York family, was educated in Europe by private tutors, wrote a bunch of wicked important novels that nobody reads these days, and even palled-around with Elanor Roosevelt.

Put your guesses in the comments below, follow this blog, and Happy Black History Month and Happy Pre-Women's History Month -that is, Women's History Month isn't until March, not Happy History Month to pre-Women (pre-ops? zygotes? transvestites?)

Who Can It Be Now?

Yes yes yes, the time has come once again to hold YET  ANOTHER  shamelessly cheap and cheesy contest in order to attract followers to this blog.  FYI, there are two followers at this point: one of them is me, and the other one is my girlfriend, Julie.  But hey, I look at it like this: if just TWO  of you stealth-followers out there cowboy-up and become real, live followers, then I will have DOUBLED BLOG  MEMBERSHIP!!

OK, here's the deal. Take a look at the handsome dude in the picture below and do the following:
- identify him
- tell everybody what he might be thinking
- suggest something he might actually say (because nobody really ever says what they're thinking --think of all the fights that would happen if they did!)

The winner of this shameless publicity stunt will NOT receive a Dunkin' Donuts gift card --I am totally off Double D's right now, but not because they did anything wrong.  It's just that Heavenly Donuts is SO  MUCH  BETTER!  You've just GOT to try their fruit squares-- YUM!  And no, the winner won't get a Heavenly Donuts gift certificate either (they're only open in Massachusetts' Merrimack Valley).  So what will the winner get?  How about a Target gift card in the amount of $25.00?  Alrighty then!  Here we go:

Good luck, and may the best responder win!

New Caption Contest!

Well, the last caption contest was such a success (I was the only posting, so I won the $10 Dunkin' Donuts gift card :-P) that I'm going to do another one.  Note: to enter, just put your caption in the comments section; to win, make it a good one; to actually receive the prize, list your name and address --unless, of course, I am currently stalking you.  Then I'll find you.  Really.  Trust me.

So here's this week's pic.  Hint: the creature depicted really is a bunny and there has been no photoshop-chicanery at all.  Have fun, and thanks for playing :-)

A Truly Shameless Attempt to get Followers

In a completely shameless attempt to get followers so that I can sell all sorts of Adjunct Proff swag (coffee mugs, tote bags, anal-floss thongs and needlepoint pillows with witty, edgy, ironic sayings), I am starting a

Caption  Contest!

That's right: just contemplate the picture below, write your caption in a post, and YOU could WIN a FREE

Dunkin' Donuts Gift Card!

If you want to actually receive the gift card, put your mailing address in the post also.  I promise I won't stalk you or send you any junk-mail, or tell federal law enforcement where your Doomsday-Bunker is.  Sound like the most fun you've ever had at your computer with all your clothes on?  Then let's play!